Then I thought furong jiejie was worse (how she managed to get 100million visitors and 2000+ fan sites continues to elude me).
But ladies and gentlemen, I think we have a clear winner.
This C-List Blogger (In Singapore C stands for "Cannot make it" not "Celebrity") actually set up a fan site for herself but why am I not surprised? Oh maybe because it was also she who asked a dear friend to set up a fake lame hate site which she faithfully links to. Get over yourself already Xiaxue! [Sarcasm] Why don't you Link *HERE* instead? Oh I know why.. it must be because your deceived advertisers will then know that more people actually abhor you than support you and will boycott those brands/products/services that they paid you to endorse/casually mention on your site. Now you wouldn't want that to happen do you? [/Sarcasm]
Well this post is a tribute to you (aptly dubbed the photoshopped beauty by furong jiejie), pics courtesy of your fans from EDMW.
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80 comments:
lol +1 before locked lol
HAHAHA! Damn nice. I like this...
omg this is the best and funniest post everrrr!!!
bring on the photoshopping on that photoshopping whore!!!
Lolz, good one there... =X
It was funny at first but now it has crossed the line to being almost cruel. And you hiding behind a cloak of anonymity garners no respect from others.
LOL. Nice job EDMW!
http://forums.hardwarezone.com/showthread.php?t=1076055
what's agsm?
lolz.. Cool~
I took a liking to ur blog.. It's great! *thumbs ups*
wah lao eh.. *shake heads*
if u wanna talk bad about de bloggers u may do so ... y go to such extend or ugly-fying ppl? its way too much .. not even 1 foto .. but several.. i tink furongjiejie is even more disguisting.
i'm not a fan of her's, but neither am i a hater. some posts can be funny, but some things do cross the line to being cruel, and others to being pure tasteless.
and i really don't get why the hatred.. nor what fuels you to such cruelty and disgust.
but kudos to you, to be able to hate someone you don't even know.
Wah you so brave! So clever! And know how to use photoshop too!
Too bad you are a gutless anonymous loser.
Xiaxue, the person you attack so much, may be a lot of things, but at least she puts her name up there on her blog.
And you can't even get enough readers on your own, and have to comment spam other people's blogs. It is totally sad.
(Yes, I am anonymous too. Learn from you, mah.)
Wow! I looked so cool!
I really liked the monkey one. When I first saw that, I thought: "Wow! At last one that shows my actual face!"
I think you can spam my site even more, I love it 'cause I will get more readership that way. It is a win-win situation.
tio ownz
Wow, what a funny post! This is ultimate, at least for now.
Now you can count Xiaxue as one of your faithful reader too! I am sure Kenny and SPG will definately love this posting and laugh until their sides ache.
Yeh, xiaxue, win-win-win situation! Thanks for the free entertainment.
just when i start to respect you for your so call freedom thingy, you go and do something so "un-freedom" like.
To xiaxue and those who disapprove of xialanxue, read this comment posted in the kenny sia the hypocrite thread:
"Beline said...
Here's 2cents from someone who's been in the Internet industry even b4 singaporeans knew what a "homepage" was. :)
First and foremost, the Internet is public. Anything you put out that's not password protected can be read by just about anyone, of any age, in any country (that doesn't block it, of course).
Now think about posing nude in public, talking brashly in public about things most people DON'T approve of; things that would have parents quickly covering their kids' ears; insensitive things that insult the average person who has done nothing to deserve it (things like men are pigs, men who don't have cars are cheap etc). And even, just showing off one's $10,000 wardrobe in public when those around you are barely making ends' meet.
What is the sort of reaction you'd get in real life, in public? Not nice, I'd say, but is it not expected?
Now, think of the Internet (and blogging) as something public again, and you'll get my point.
I don't condone negative behaviour on the Net; but just want to point out to the majority who have rallied to slag xlx off that, if you're so particular about him being vindicative of Kenny and XX--since the forementioned have a right to say waht they want on their blogs--why are you so upset when he does the same on HIS blog?
And for the stick that Kenny and XX gets, well, as I've said, if you do what you did in (online) public, then don't moan and groan when the (online) public turns on you.
Pot calling the kettle black, like."
lol XLX you should really pull a "piratebay" with your site and not even bother to reply to the retarded comments from..err..retards. Just let them post their unreplied comments so sane people can laugh at their wholesale stupidity.
After a while, they'll realise they're talking to the wall...which is like their bricked brain, and that's where the funny begins.
"And you can't even get enough readers on your own, and have to comment spam other people's blogs. It is totally sad." -anonymous
"Because that is just cheap. Get your own readers." - xiexue
These quotes, my friends, are testament to the average intelligence, or the apparent lack of (whichever is more convenient), of the typical singaporean who happened to buy a cheap $20 keyboard at sim lim.
When your whole outlook of "self worth" is quantified/qualified by the "number of readers" you have for your blogs (which, by the way, are how 14 year olds impose to the rest of the sane world details about how they've lived as a failed human being), and revolves around how "popular" you are on the internet, you know there's something very fundamentally wrong...
Can you spell L-O-L?
"It was funny at first but now it has crossed the line to being almost cruel. And you hiding behind a cloak of anonymity garners no respect from others." -darryl
"i'm not a fan of her's, but neither am i a hater. some posts can be funny, but some things do cross the line to being cruel, and others to being pure tasteless.
and i really don't get why the hatred.. nor what fuels you to such cruelty and disgust.
but kudos to you, to be able to hate someone you don't even know." -pandar~
"Cryyyy me a riverrrrr" -Pong
by the way XLX, i hereby officially invite you to join us as a Goon at www[dot]somethingawful[dot]com. We have this "featured event" thing we call the Photoshop Phriday, where some dood comes up with a theme and the rest come up with the works. Not saying you're good enough for phriday, but i see you like PShop just as much as those phriday goons. it's 10 bucks USD to join SA though, but believe me it's the best 10 bucks you gonna spend on the internet. (cus dood...we err..all know porn is free...right?)
and if you wanna talk about internet "popularity", SA.com forums has nearly 63k registered users (each worth either 10 bucks or more), an average of 3k logged in users at any given time, more then 1.2 million threads, almost 29mil replies, but only a sad handful of singaporeans who has the language aptitude to be a goon...(sob sob) Not that anyone would be interested, but just FYI...(then again, the people here seemed pretty hung up on net statistics)
yeah, you know what?
whatever.
some people just have too much time on hand, don't they?
haha! this is a great post! totally love it! its funny and it makes xiaxue look funny.. for once. She's just a boring whining bitch!
Kudos to XLX! MUACK!
"yeah, you know what?
whatever.
some people just have too much time on hand, don't they?" -anonymous
Thanks for sharing...here's a cookie for the trip...
To Pong
"yeah, you know what?
whatever.
some people just have too much time on hand, don't they?" -anonymous
Thanks for sharing...here's a cookie for the trip...
Na..here a cup of milk too.. your baby teeth just grow
wohoh rain check...if you actually think i'm able to type all these while my baby teeth is still growing, then i worry for your sanity and you should check yourself into the nearest special ed rehab...
for our sake..:)
This is just mean mean mean.
You should do a kennysia one too!
i am crying pong, hasn't started the river yet though.
keep up the great work, pandar! dont let me stop you now! :)
Well I sort of agree with pandar. Perhaps you should put up your photo and name.
I have to say I really love your blog. The reasons? 1st. You slammed bloggers like Xiaxue and Kennysia <- THEY THINK THEY ARE THE BEST! X I think they suck. 2nd. Your English is POWDERFUL. Better than --> Kennysia and Xiaxue. 3rd. I'm learning Multimedia now and I can see that your Photoshop is good.
Oh yea, I will be looking forward for your next entry. =)
Cheers!
This is good. I enjoyed it :> looking forward to more!
Enjoyed it, had a good laugh. Some people need to chill out. Its all entertainment at the expense of others that seem to have no problem being in the lime light. Why join the flame war when you can just watch?
whatever ..this blog rocks....i luv it!!!
look.. this fellow has the time to photoshop so many photos and all of you guys idolise someone with as little life as him???? hahaha.. i pity you all..
look.. the same goes for you. You spent time going through all these comments. So you mean you got "little life" as us? Oh boy you're pathetic!
You have the time to leave a comment on his site which you probably found by surfing many mainstream blogs.
Oh what a great life you have too!
ROFL. I think I know who you are Xialanxue because I found this site through your link.
Anyway good job your site is hilarious!
I think the way xiaxue is cashing in on her overhyped popularity is tasteless, but the extent in which you've gone to mock her isn't that nice either (not to mention that I hate scrolling down long entries).
If you really want to be critical, try a little creativity, you know, like a parody. Here's an example from her latest entry:
"Some time ago, I was thinking to myself that I like double cheeseburgers and I don't like normal cheese burgers...."
BECOMES
"Some time ago, I was thinking to myself that I LOOK like double cheesburgers, and I don't like cheese burgers to begin with...."
At least, it's funnier to read than hate-entries.
"Anonymous said...
look.. this fellow has the time to photoshop so many photos and all of you guys idolise someone with as little life as him???? hahaha.. i pity you all.." -anonymous
hate to break this to you, doll, but the only people who practices anything remotely resembling idolising on the internet is you....and all the boy toys and groupies surrounding xiexue
to pong
stop being a know-it all. people who bitches about xlx do not necessarily like xx. they just are damm sick of all the bashings and what have yous.
And secondly, coming to this site and posting a coment takes at most 5 mins. photoshop several many different photos and finding hard to find sarong pics take hours.. duh..
Anonymous said...
to pong
stop being a know-it all. people who bitches about xlx do not necessarily like xx. they just are damm sick of all the bashings and what have yous.
And secondly, coming to this site and posting a coment takes at most 5 mins. photoshop several many different photos and finding hard to find sarong pics take hours.. duh..
Well at least editing those pics can take it as practice what you learn and boy, if you're good at PS 1 photo maybe only took less than 5mins to edit?
Good job!
-J
i cant stop being a know-it-all...it's born in me and has caused me alot of lamentable grievances...sob...god hates me..
"Anonymous said...
look.. this fellow has the time to photoshop so many photos and all of you guys idolise someone with as little life as him???? hahaha.. i pity you all.." -anonymous
Anonymous said...
to pong
stop being a know-it all. people who bitches about xlx do not necessarily like xx. they just are damm sick of all the bashings and what have yous.
And secondly, coming to this site and posting a coment takes at most 5 mins. photoshop several many different photos and finding hard to find sarong pics take hours.. duh..
Well at least editing those pics can take it as practice what you learn and boy, if you're good at PS 1 photo maybe only took less than 5mins to edit? -- anonymous
HELLO!
u are so damn slow man! Those pics are from other forums, edited by SEVERAL other people and not xialanxue!
keep up the good work~
The sad thing about the Xiaxue fansite is that nobody realised it was supposed to be a spoof site and started giving her comments. Then she had to explain to everyone that it was meant to be a joke. Which gives you an idea of the average intelligence of a Xiaxue fan and how Xiaxue's humour goes down like a lead balloon.
In fact most of the "famous Singaporean/Malaysian blogs" attempts to be funny are kinda pathetic eg Kennysia/Mr Brown.
Joke intro [insert some Hokkien or other slang words] joke setup [really lame punchline, the sort you would find in a badly drawn comic strip]. They should stick to what they are good at which are the serious emotional posts.
hehhe the photoshop pic quite funny, make me laugh ^_^
but i dun hate xiaxue also and I read her blog, i read & support all blog that make me laugh & happy, keep up the good work.
slow umc
This site ROX!!!
eh u guys read stevenlim's blog?
i wanna commit suicide....
Way to go! Yes! I love all the looks you gave her!
Oh my...what have I done? Tsk tsk tsk...
omg. so FUNNY!!! i laughed till i cried. u are good in photoshop!
Although i don't hate xiaxue, have nothing to comment about her, but seriously this entry of yours makes me laugh like hell!! You have real great photoshop skills, PEI FU!!
hmm....i guess xiaxue is rich, i can see that she sponsors lots of pedigree to her fans. No wonder they like to defend her so much, got free food.
Eh, din you know that pedigree is bad for dogs...after some canine died eating pedigree...
Since when did Xiaxue endorse pedigree?
Xiaxue reminds me of Miss Piggy in drag. Same hair, same annoying behaviour, same snout. But even Miss Piggy wouldn't wear tacky plastic hoop earrings.
i dun leave comments on blogs. but u. u are so satanised. your works on xx face is extremely tasteless. God send you to where u should go now!
the 1st few pics might come across as funny, but u simply played around with the pix too much and u come across as mean. u have crossed the line.
she hasn't done anything to offend u and thus u have absolutely no reason to hate her so much. it's frightening how much hatred u've got there, it's almost funny.
grow up.
seriously, all the people who come here just want to see what is the latest dirt. The worst about these type of people is that.... THEY THEMSELVES ARE GUILTY YET THEY TRY TO ACT INNOCENT. You people only saw the pics and started critisizing xlx. If you bothered to READ thru his/her post instead of just feasting your eyes on the pics, you would have realised that XLX did NOT photoshop the blardy pictures!! Wah, simply cant stand those people. Open up your bloody eyes and READ!
some examples:
1) yvonne said...
the 1st few pics might come across as funny, but u simply played around with the pix too much and u come across as mean. u have crossed the line.
2) pAnDaR~ said...
i'm not a fan of her's, but neither am i a hater. some posts can be funny, but some things do cross the line to being cruel
3) Anonymous said...
look.. this fellow has the time to photoshop so many photos and all of you guys idolise someone with as little life as him???? hahaha.. i pity you all..
4) Anonymous said...
i dun leave comments on blogs. but u. u are so satanised. your works on xx face is extremely tasteless. God send you to where u should go now!
THE CLUELESS ONES - cant stand them either.
1)Claris said...
omg. so FUNNY!!! i laughed till i cried. u are good in photoshop!
2) Angelicious' said...
blah blah blah ... You have real great photoshop skills, PEI FU!!
come on. live your own life. its pathetic. u are jus living off others.
*salute man!
WOOHOO! U ROCKZ!
if you don't like xiaxue, why are you bothering about what she blogs? -apple.
more funny than xiaxue. her advertisers should pay you!
hahaha! Good work! Keep up the good work! She needs to have a taste of her own medicine!
Miss XiaXue, talking about readership.. if you take out all your beautified pictures from your site and not feeding your chee hon fans with sexual fantasies, do you think you have so many hum sup fans who will spend time reading what you wrote? hahah...
you are so candid and funny!! Please continue the blog!!! It is awesome!!!
lol lol I like this site. It shows others how emotions can be expressed intellectually and expressively without the use of vulgarities and yet it makes readers smile and laugh along. Thanks for the entertainment and is a relief to know there are people out there who understand what fine writing and reading is all about.
The below post amazed me so much asides the photos. lolol
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You gutless anonymous loser said...
Wah you so brave! So clever! And know how to use photoshop too!
-- Yes, this blog's owner is indeed cleverer.
Xiaxue, the person you attack so much, may be a lot of things,
-- Don't read too much of hers, now it reflects on your ability to write and reason as well. Are you trying to say xiaxue attacks others and those attacks mean alot of things to the victims?
but at least she puts her name up there on her blog.
I do admire her courage to be proud of her idiotic acts. But on 2nd thoughts, not mere courage she has. Attention and popularity means alot to her. Without those she doesn't hav a life. Others don't need such attention but still has a life as well
And you can't even get enough readers on your own, and have to comment spam other people's blogs. It is totally sad.
-- see, told you not to read hers. What are you trying to say?
(Yes, I am anonymous too. Learn from you, mah.)
--This is hilarious!
lolololol
Am I the only one who thinks that Xiaxue looks too much like a male with heavy makeup? Somebody please check her DNA. There's an extra Y chromosome in there somewhere.
There are always lessons to be learnt in life.
As Xiaxue aka the midget with a flabby tummy and extremely short legs has so kindly taught us to…
When any photo turns out bad, we should always Photoshop them. Reducing the flabby tummy, extremely short legs, and blemishes on the face.
When our blog is losing readership fast, we should always fake being hacked and get it featured by the media so as to regain readership through sympathy.
And when we realize fans are not being proactive in setting up a fan site for us, we jolly well set one up ourselves.
We should all hail the great one for being such a entertaining media whore while the rest of us gets on with life and achieve the more important things there is to life.
I’d love to see the day when XX is 40, old, lonely and left on the shelf begging the bangalas to shag and wed her before returning together to Bangladesh.
haha... love this blog. Simply by reading the comments left by anti-xx and xx's blind supporters.. I have a good laugh.
What a group of supporters she has and the only point they can raised is.. that's her blog and she can do what she wants. hahaha This is a sore loser speech to deny everything in a dimwit way.
The smart ones sees her hypocrisy straight away.. it will take time for the rest to understand though.
For everyone, rest and relax.. popularity is not equal to fame and popularity is not equal to acceptance.
What one uses to climb the ladder, one will fall in an exact way. XX's craze is only a breeze and will be passed sooner than anyone expected. Everyone will soon get sick of it.. haha
There's a rule of thumb in the design industry I work in -- a rule of thumb practised by our conterparts in the US as well -- and that involves how far you can "clean up" a person's picture.
For instance, it's so easy to make someone younger with Photoshop these days -- removing wrinkles, spots, things like this. But there's only so much you do to a picture before it's considered faking; it's all about keeping the integrity of the original shot. If the person's middle-aged, you make him or her look good AS a middle-aged person, for example. If a woman has an unflattering waistline, well, try to not show too much of it, but you can't just turn her into the model she isn't.
Using Photoshop to make oneself more glamourous than what one is in reality is, in my opinion, as ethical and correct as Michael Jackson and his sorry excuse for a face.
holy shit your site's damn cool! haha
Hey, you have a great blog here! I'm definitely going to bookmark you!
I have a Cooking site/blog. It pretty much covers Cooking related stuff.
Come and check it out if you get time :-)
lol those have got to be the funniest pics i have seen in a long time!
well done xlx!
Well, I know Xiaxue personally, and let me tell you - she's as much of a bitch in real life as she is on the net.
Evil midget who dresses like a lian, writes like a lian. Does she know that people secretly hate her? I think not. I don't think she knows how people snigger, chuckle at her entries and laugh at her blatant shallowness and stupidity. Short, loud and talks too much trash - highly unattractive.
This blog is a wonderful platform for more discerning readers to voice out how dumb she is.
Cheers. Keep up the good work.
This post required almost zero intellect to churn out. Frankly speaking this is the only post that I have read, or rather skimmed through, since it doesn't require digestion at all. And it's a sick post.
So, you think, and want others to think with you, that Wendy is bad.
Does this site make anything better? Does what you do improve her blog, her writing?
Of course not.
You think she's bad? Then give her positive critisism.
And, to those who think these photos are actually funny/good/nice/(insert compliment here etc.) - I tell you, there's no accounting for taste.
XX deserve every piece of insult she can get cos she slandes other ppl's country and dont seem to understand that the world doesnt resolves around. a slander deserves another. I love this page so much. as for photoshop queen - XX will always be ugly -NO AMOUNT of makeup and good hair and PHOTOSHOP will EVER make her beautiful in any way.She's sick think S'pore is the best country where all food taste like soap. So clean so neat. Chew a gum XX and maybe it may help u think properly before u slander Malaysia! Dont come Msia if u think we are worthless. and for ur water - didnt u guys wanted to drink ur own piss? ... then why wanna take water from us Malaysian? Kiasu leh? U really bring shame to Hokkien ppl. Cho Siaw lee!
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